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Getting Torbay Online
No-Nonsense
Local Web Design
Services For Torbay Trades.
"Alright?"
Welcome to Banana Ninjas, we are the guys who can get your business online in Torbay. We know you're too busy doing your plumbing, carpeting, locksmithing, and sparky stuff and don't want to sit in front of a computer and try and build a website.
That's for squares, right? The Banana ninjas are those squares, so relax, we can sort you out.
Domain Included
Google Listed
0% Tech Speak
Local Web Design & Google Services
We don't do rocket science. We simply get small businesses, tradesmen and women online around Torbay. We aren't going to baffle you with overcomplicated jargon, it's really simple.
1
Domain Name
We'll register you a domain. Howsthis.com or this.uk. No paperwork, we just grab it for you.
2
Pro Website
We'll build a professional looking website to sit on that name and get you listed on Google and Bing.
3
Proper Email
Forget paintermike7232@hotmail.com. We'll sort you out with a sexy looking
hello@mynewbusiness.com.
4
Google Maps
Google Business Profile. We'll make sure you show up on Google maps so locals can actually find you.
We'll bang all that out in a week.
Which means you'll be able to show off your shining new website on the building site and get your mates to get in contact with us so we can sort them out too.
Serving Your Local Area
We provide expert local web design and SEO services across Torbay and South Devon.
Torquay
Web design for Babbacombe, Wellswood & more.
Paignton
Serving Goodrington, Preston & the town centre.
Brixham
Local sites for fishers and trades up the hill.
Newton Abbot
Web design for Kingsteignton & industrial parks.
Teignmouth
Coastal web design for Shaldon & Bishopsteignton.
Totnes
Creative sites for Dartington & local artisans.
Dartmouth
Web design for Kingswear & the tourism trade.
Dawlish
Serving Dawlish Warren & local family businesses.
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Why Settle for a Bodge Job?
Most agencies want to "onboard" you for a month. We just want to get you online and earning.
| The Battle | The Other Guy | Banana Ninjas |
|---|---|---|
| Build Time | 3-6 Months | 7 Days Flat |
| The Language | "UX Synergy Talks" | Proper English |
| Hidden Fees | Not a Penny | |
| Local Knowledge | London / India | Based in Torbay |
| Direct Access | Ticketing System | WhatsApp the Boss |
Verdict: Don't be a numpty.
How much is it
going to cost?
It's going to set you back 349 smacker-rooneys
The Main Event
The Full Setup
£349
One-off payment
What's in the box?
- Domain Name Registration
- Professional Website Design
- 1 Professional Email Address
- Google Business Listing
The
"No Worries"
We'll make sure it's all hunky-dory when we hand it over.
But if you want us to manage it and keep it spick-and-span...
£25
/ month
Less than a takeaway
It's only 25 quid, you might as well.
Add MaintenanceOther stuff we can do...
We aren't just a one-trick pony, we can do some other stuff that you might be interested in.
Local advertising.
Getting your business plastered on people's feeds and reels that you will hopefully get a job from.
Graphic and Design
Need a business card? Flyer? Sticker? Keyring! We can design it and we can get it printed or cut too.
Computer problem?
If you still can't fix it after watching YouTube videos or simply can't be arsed, let us try.
Help?
Got a techy problem and no idea who to ask? If it involves computers, websites, email or the internet, we'll have a look. As long as you don't interrupt us mid-cold beer, we're happy to listen.
The Nitty Gritty
Questions you probably have but haven't asked yet.
Do I actually need a website?
Honestly? You don't need one.
But having a proper online presence - especially a decent website and an email that isn't bobthebuilder12091@gmail.com - makes you look legit and makes it easier for people to contact you.
More trust = more messages = more work.
But having a proper online presence - especially a decent website and an email that isn't bobthebuilder12091@gmail.com - makes you look legit and makes it easier for people to contact you.
More trust = more messages = more work.
Will I own everything?
Yep. It's all yours.
We do the hard graft - registering everything, building it, setting it all up - then it's yours to keep.
If you choose our maintenance option, we'll host it, keep it live, and keep an eye on things each month. If not, we'll hand everything over and you're free to do what you want with it.
We do the hard graft - registering everything, building it, setting it all up - then it's yours to keep.
If you choose our maintenance option, we'll host it, keep it live, and keep an eye on things each month. If not, we'll hand everything over and you're free to do what you want with it.
Do I have to pay for anything monthly?
Only if you want us to handle everything.
Our maintenance option is £25 a month, rolling month-to-month. No contracts.
If you'd rather take control once the site's live, there's nothing else to pay. And if you later decide you want to hand it over to your missus's nephew - no problem.
Our maintenance option is £25 a month, rolling month-to-month. No contracts.
If you'd rather take control once the site's live, there's nothing else to pay. And if you later decide you want to hand it over to your missus's nephew - no problem.
How does it work?
You get in touch - call, WhatsApp, or email - and tell us:
We'll build something, send you a live link to check out, tweak it if needed, and help you get your email set up too.
- who you are
- what you do
- what you want
We'll build something, send you a live link to check out, tweak it if needed, and help you get your email set up too.
How long does it take?
We aim to bang out the website in about a week.
Other techy bits and random problems take as long as they take. Sometimes same day - if the tech gods are smiling.
Other techy bits and random problems take as long as they take. Sometimes same day - if the tech gods are smiling.
What do I need to give you?
As much info as you can.
The more you tell us, the easier it is to build something that actually sounds like you.
If you don't know what to say, don't stress - we'll put something together and tweak it with you after.
The more you tell us, the easier it is to build something that actually sounds like you.
If you don't know what to say, don't stress - we'll put something together and tweak it with you after.
Can I change things later?
Of course.
If you're on the maintenance plan, just message or email us with what you want changed and we'll sort it.
If you're managing it yourself, you've got full control.
If you're on the maintenance plan, just message or email us with what you want changed and we'll sort it.
If you're managing it yourself, you've got full control.
Will my site work on phones?
Yes. Most people in Torbay will view it on their phone - we build it that way from the start.
Can you use my existing domain or email?
Yep. If you've already got something, we'll work with it.
If it's a mess - we'll tidy it up.
If it's a mess - we'll tidy it up.
What if I don't like it?
No drama. We'll send you a live preview first, and we'll tweak it until you're happy before anything goes properly live.
Is this a contract?
Nope. No long-term tie-ins, no small print, no 12-month minimum.
Give us a Bell
We don't do boring contact forms.
Just message us directly. We're real humans, not robots.